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Mister Paulo's Feeling for Beer

SEVEN

Just to make sure....

Is this the same guy who was in Corriere della Sera today?

The thin line between developed and developing economies

Around 12h30 - Arrive at school, go for the usual pee before working (fortunately it was not a dump...) and afterwards go to wash your hands and the water is going out with almost no pressure.
Around 14h - Come back for lunch and realize that all coffee machines in the school are not working, only to learn that there is no water in the school.
Around 17h - Water is back to the school and, mostly, to the front entrance of the school, which is now an autenthic swimming pool. Only without nice chicks in bikini.

Back to the Basics

Just fed up of watching fish on the blog

A very interesting site for those who live in bcn

TMB: Vull anar

What happens when the guys with huge glasses and no social life try to be funny

Be careful, if we don't all go out fast, we might end up like this!

Long term planning

What about this?

Back in good ol'times

in Bali, Indonesia

Jump!

Even if it wouldn't come with the promise to solve global warming and a bunch of stuff, how cool is the prospect of being one of 600.000.000 people jumping at the same time in the western hemisphere?

Here.

Icon falling.

wedding betting

I was waiting for some critical mass to be joined, but Pina screwed it up already and some 110 people already gave their contribution. And you? Vote now!

Simple as that. The right solution for Italian sick soccer

ZIDANE EXCLUSIVE: 'BRING ME THE B*LLS OF MARCO MATERAZZI'
THE furious mother of Zinedine Zidane last night PRAISED her son for his disgraceful World Cup headbutt on Marco Materazzi.

Timo sure loves his Macroeconomics.

Come to Portugal for a visit, and play football with the friendly natives

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Is not that every country has a Ministry of Sport...

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..we do. And what a Minister.

What to do while you are writing proposals/presentations?

Watch the world cup...

What???

“I love Germany! The people are very friendly and the food is fantastic!”

Still 1 day, 1 hour, 18 min and 0 sec to go

... but, 'till then, you can play on the stock exchange and join the Esmall Estupids league.

On Simona's request...

simonabrucoli diz: I was asking Paulo what to write in order to ask for some references to the professors.

simonabrucoli diz: my question was:

simonabrucoli diz: should I say to the professor that i attended this course with you?

simonabrucoli diz: and paulo answered:

simonabrucoli diz: why should you say you attended with me? you attended with me and everyone else in the course



....tadam!

When the library gets really boring...

Here's something you could do...

9 days, 17 hours, 24 minutes to go

Pierobon 2006/2007

I couldn't say it better

Dave Barry - "Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."

The true pizzaman

The Wonderful Wisdom of IO

"If you add this assumption of incomplete information, what we get is a game of incomplete information."

Curling Fan or Ping-Pong Player?

95 years old player - Over 40 Table Tennis World Championship, Bremen, Gemany

Are you sure they're portuguese???

Looks like elsewhere we are skilled guys who like to work.
(I bet they are only half-blood portuguese)

Come again?

Greek genius: I'm telling you, we can pee on the beach, into the sea.

In all fairness, he did find some bushes and came back for us, waiting in the line for plastic hell.

Everyday Life of A Little Genius

overheardintheoffices.com

Portuguese guy: ... the only two times I've been fucked over, it was girls.

From overheardinnewyork.com

March 25, 2005

One to Grow On: 1 in 5 People Get Busy at Night

Portuguese guy: ...so where are you from?
Chinaman: From China. Did you know 1 out of every 5 people is Chinese? The Chinese are very quiet. But we are very busy...especially at night.

--6 train

Overheard by: heyhay

What makes a "Portuguese guy"?

Kelly watches the stars

S. Jordi - Love is in the air

Gangsta-POP

Listen here to Bitches Ain't Shit, a Ben Folds cover of a Dr. Dre original. The poetry:

Bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
lets get the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, that shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass

I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin

Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed

Man, fuck that bitch!

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tighter than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass

Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets

Coglione back home says goodbye

Hey, going back home to confirm I'm coglione, I wanted a friend of mine to say hi instead of me. Ciao

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Check this out.
It deserves a small reflection about the value of time.

Part 2

Ok, this is really stupid.

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